/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bongoloids truly are the vilest of Allah's creatures

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This is what happens when you actually fall for 4chan memes. NEVER DO THIS.

>used to work at a hotel in a major port city
>May - late September every year is cruise ship season
>full to the brim with American cruise ship tourists almost every day
>for the most part they're essentially human cattle
>fat, afraid of new experiences, unwilling to do anything for themselves but generally polite
>one family asks where they can find seafood
>plenty of restaurants in the city with fresh local seafood, name a few options
>they seem hesitant, like they want to say something but are trying to dance around the issue
>eventually they just ask straight out where the nearest Red Lobster is
>tell them we don't have Red Lobster in this city
>they leave almost immediately, clearly dejected