/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19981234
But is that the fault of the wine, or the fault of sommaliers being nothing more than basically a piece of living furniture to try and add some class to a function.

They're basically the gold-plated teeth and handful of fives and ones in some I'M SO GANGSTA selfie with a dirty toilet in the background, except for richer, whiter showboating faggots.

>>18290263
There are plenty of vaccinated people with taste/smell loss. White people will go extinct blaming each other, and I couldn't be more indifferent to it.

>>17407990
Black apron and black gloves. When the safety-wear is colour-matched you know the place is fucking pedantic. And pedantic means payhike.

>>17207242
Just don't pull it off too much. You want a "Sent Home Because You're Sick/Stayed Home Pretending" ratio of about 85/15, 80/20 at most, and you need to look like a hard worker the rest of the time. That shit's easy to fake with cameras. It's called wiping down shit you haven't used while you've shoved your phone in a blindspot and are currently watching whatever the fuck you want, silent, with subtitles.
What are you doing? Why, you're cleaning down in the spots other people miss! Actually do clean it sometimes though while watching whatever or you'll just look diligent but useless.

>>17207245
The something telling you that is this retard not even being smart enough to find the blindspots.

>>16405181
Retard, my mother didn't name your fucking menu items that you still can't memorize the names of so you would finally be able to say them LOUDLY and CLEARLY