/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>lizards are hungry
>out of bugs
>look in fridge, nothing
>look in freezer, plastic tub of chicken livers
>frozen solid
>run under warm water, start picking at the surface with a big ass knife
>gradually pieces come out
>at some point I'm jabbing it hard at an angle in the direction of my other hand holding the tub
>knife slips and goes through the container and into my hand
>seven stitches

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