/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10030417
Did you get the swab?

>>10012738
>buying a head of lettuce and some carrots
>waiting behind haggard fat woman loudly arguing with cashier over coupons and WIC bullshit
>she's trying to buy a mountain of garbage processed food
>screaming, vaguely ethnic child tugging at her pant leg
>she keeps looking back at me in growing exasperation, as if expecting me to swoop in and pay for her shit
>dead stare at candy rack and mentally read the prices of the chocolate bars, trying to ignore scene

Fuck man shit shit shit the egg nog said shake well and I forgot to shake before I drank it whats going to happen

>>9650695
The other night I had 4 beers and a bottle of wine, and the morning after I had a killer hangover and i took a few Tylenols and had a smoke and then I took the biggest nastiest shit I have ever taken in my life, it was watery and mushy and smelled like death, when I saw the mess I created floating around in the toilet bowl, I said to myself "I will never see anything more abhorrent in my life" but then I saw your """"""""""chicken cordon bleu""""""""""