/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10941799
>tfw its fresh from the fryer and hot chicken juices sear your tongue

What about force feeding Jack bbq sauce and creating The Best Fois Gras You'll Ever Taste?

>>8658292
thats not the point

>jack thread

its been too long

>>8399636

> wtf 12 hours i hate pork butt now!

it keeps plebs out

>Pull into parking lot, soccer mom with suburban yells at me for taking her parking spot
>Walk in shoprite
>Instantly bombarded by "DEALS" and shitty chinese dollar store plastic garbage the second I walk in
>Hamplanets, boomers, unruly children and invalids as far as the eye can see
>Sterile fluorescent lights illuminating long white aisles of junk food and soda, puke in at least one of them
>Snacks and catfood on the corner of every aisle
>Truck ripened factory farmed produce, bagged salads with extra large bottles of ranch nearby
>No choices
>$2.99 Rotisserie chickens melting in their plastic containers since 10 am
>Tyson and Purdue extra jumbo chicken breasts leaking in the meat section
>Seafood can be smelled over 20 feet away
>Half browned "choice" steaks wallowing in their white foam tombs
>Long checkout lines where I have to bag my own food
Yeah I'd rather pay more at Whole Foods.

>>8243063

>>8215045

When you forgot how to plug in the microwave

>>8207485