/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20245727
Idk if this counts but when I was 14 I had some new neighbors move next to me and I kinda got along with the son who as close to my age but older. He was pretty moody and so were his siblings.
One day I was in their kitchen after school and their daughter who might've been 11 went to grab some bread and the bag fell. In
Within a second the mother made the face of a demon and shoved her down and yelled at her that all that bread is wasted.
The bread was literally still in the bag and the bitch mom had mopped that floor every single day.
It was then I realized she had sever OCD and was a massive cunt to her family. That daughter never smiled, because her cunt mom would terrify her for the most inconsequential thing.
Just makes me think about all the time I've abused the 5 second rule. There's more stories of that bitch mom but it's kinda sad how much she emotionally exhausted her family.

So tl;dr a cunt with OCD throw out an entire bag of bread because her daughter dropped it on freshly cleaned floors. Then yelled at her daughter like a psycho with no control.

>>18035716
save my marriage

>>17765288
My mum died 11 years ago...

Holy shit /ck/ bros. My gf and I can’t stop brapping (it’s really hot when she does it btw). What the fuck did we eat?

>>16232537
imagine having a wife

>the wife is cooking tonight

I've only eaten frozen pizzas for the last week
send a rescue helicopter

>be autist who barely goes out
>friends finally invite me out to a bar
>get 1 beer, don't tip the bartender
>friends all get pissy as fuck afterwards because I didn't "tip"
>they stopped talking to me

Wtf, I knew that people view you as a spawn of devil if you don't tip waiters but were suppose to tip someone for pouring a drink now?

>microwaved a bowl of Progresso Potato and Bacon soup
>realized there was a mouse in there because I left the door while cleaning a bowl

>>15799595
um, do i call the police?

>today marks a whole year Covid took my sense of smell and taste away completely
Anyone else got cursed with losing one of the few real pleasures (and useful tools) of life?
At least the Dysgeusia phase where everything tasted like an inhumane not describable coppery punch in the nose taste and i had to live off protein shakes only hit me for 2-3 months after 1-2 of it fully gone, then went back to fully gone
I genuinely don't remember or understand the concept of taste and smell anymore, i can't even define them with words.
Anyone else completely got forcefully cucked out of anything /ck/? I only see food as fuel now, live off the same boiled veggies, cheapest boiled cuts of meat and white rice every single day

its never going to end...only going to progress even worse

dont you get it? this is the new normal now, they have established everything they needed to

>tfw your local Culvers no longer stocks packets of malt vinegar

>>14144790
May nigga with the punch top. Those were the days. Sit down to a nice 24 pack.
Glad those are over...

>>14063704
>Family
I am a 30 somethings incel trying to get my life together. The only thing keeping me together is my shitty "essential" job and me trying to swim upstream in the American University system.
I just want a wife and kids, and a stable career. The ramen restaurant dream is an outgrowth of my frustrations with American ramen.