>>19331920
>need meat that isn't skeezy mystery pink slime from a WW2 ration? nono no not the regular neighborhood food store, you have to go to the SPECIALTY butcher
>want good bread? no problem just drive an hour to the ARTISAN boulangerie, oh that's italian for baker, haven't you beeeeen?
>seee? america #1 not like in yuropoorland where they only have rapefugee food with overwhelming spices
honestly there is nothing more depressing than someone trying (extremely unsuccessfully) to sound like a gastronome with a jet setting hedonism lifestyle