/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14516129
>drinking at one of my favorite dive bar/restaurants
>ate a very large Salisbury steak dinner right before
>drink too much beer on top of it too fast
>barely make it to the restroom
>puke all over the toilet
>not in the toilet
>on it
>and the walls
>brown gravy and meat chunks
>make no attempt to clean up
>leave immediately

>>13449531
I'd smash. Her voice and accent turn me on

>>13293971
Does anybody else's Walmart have the cable provider salesperson that hangs out by the electronics section asking every passerby "Excuse me who is your cable provider?"
>at Walmart
>walk past cable salesnigger
>Excuse me my dude can I ask who your cable provider is?
>"No you may not."
>continue shopping

>at my local CiCi's pizza
>It's a buffet but they will make whatever kind of pizza you ask for
>fat (like really fat) couple ask them to make two pizzas
>chicken
>pineapple
>onion
>jalapeno
>anchovy
>no cheese
>white sauce
>two of these monstrosities
>a whole pizza each