/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Apply most minute amount of force to berry package
>explodes like a fucking claymore hurling fruit everywhere

WHAT DID YOU DO

>go to asian market for tom-yum supplies, noodles, thai basil, and dat cheap flank steak.
>make mistake of heading past sauces into freezer corner.
>look past tendon balls and find corner of forgotten abominations.
>chicken feet, expired mollusks, etc.
>see flatpack of black string-like substance.
>frozen duck urethras.
>mfw

>>4555312
Do you like to make me suffer? is that why you post like this?

>>4523876
You best not be knocking Rush, nigga, or the last words out of your mouth will be by hatchet, axe, and saw

>>4496664
Buy me some milk and I'll get right on it, scrub

>Making marshmallow fondant
>Recipe says it shouldn't be too sticky
>It's very fucking sticky
>Can't get it off my hands to knead
>Try my hardest to get it off
>Get food coloring vial stuck to the load
>Get knife stuck to loaf
>Cat comes up
>Get cat stuck to loaf

It's like I was in a fucking Katamari game.

Finally ended up washing it all down the sink. Good thing too because I had a little bite and it was so sugary that I swear I went diabetic for half an hour.

>Trying to make marshmallow fondant
>Recipe says it won't be too sticky
>This shit is stickier than super glue
>Try my hardest to get it off
>Just gets stickier
>Both of my hands are now stuck into the fondant
>Get knife stuck
>Get food coloring stuck
>Fat ass cat waiting for me to move so he can get to his food
>Get cat stuck to fondant
>Finally just give up and wash it off

Felt like I was in a fucking Katamari game.

>Foodie

Fuck you, OP.

>>4283184
>Unlimited meat
>On swords
>Closest restaurant is 2250 km away

Fuuuuuuuuck.

what the fuck are you even trying to say

>>4183116
I'm not OP, I just like to go through all the pages!

"I eat overpriced small pieces of food for the experience!"

>18
>Get job at A&W as fry cook
>All the other cooks are Filipinos
>Can't understand anything they say
>Second day at work one of the woman cooks comes up to me and says: "Oh, I forgot we have to speak YOUR language now."
>So fucking angry I can't do anything but force a fucking smile like she made a joke
>Shunned by all the cook staff
>Find out my schedule has been moved to times where I'm still at high school making it impossible to get to work in time
>Talk to shift supervisor about it
>She's Filipino too
>"Oh no problem must have just made a little mistake"
>A week later
>Find out I've been fired for coming in late constantly (I never did, I am beyond fucking punctual)
>Have to come hand in my uniform and gay little poker visor hat to get my final check
>Alright that tears it
>Cut uniform up with knife
>Throw it in a puddle
>Piss on it
>Bring it in wearing work gloves
>Grab my check
>Manager is pissed as fuck
>Spit on the floor and leave

I used to be such a good kid. I just wanted to make money for school.

>>3987156
>That grammar
>That spelling

I can why you would become a soldier.

>>3985571
>Blood tofu

I...I didn't realize that was a thing.

>>3905514
>>3905093

>>3877931

Just eat the cookie dough.