/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16419554
wow you're a presumptuous faggot. I made multiple versions, some had xanthum, garlic, etc, etc, this one had NOTHING you cum gargling faggot nigger lover.

>>6276277
stop posting.

this is old bait

love Moot

Will you viral marketers please fuck off?

>About a year ago
>Rushed the fuck off my feet, other wait staff are too new to know a their fucking elbows from their arseholes, spend most of their time huddled in the kitchen
>Manager buggered off in his office, hiding from the tide of customers
>Fat, angry-looking orbital masses buy dinner on 1/2 price discount night
>Has a "try these local affiliates" bullshit kind of discount card
>Wants 75% off their dinner, including booze
>Lolnope. You can't stack discounts.
>"What kind of institution doesn't honour it's promotions?!!?, We will never come back to this place ever again! Hey everyone, these guys don't honour their agreements!"
>There is no agreement, one discount or the other. No restaurant in the world would let people with 2 easy to access discounts add it together
>The wife calls me a cheeky little fuck, and that they are paying customers
>Warned about these people from before, apparently one of the other waiters had a run in with this lot before, a few weeks back.
>Decide to be an actual cheeky shit. Give them a 'compromise' between the half price discount, and the 25% everything including booze discount. Somehow talk them into a 15% discount.
>They call me a "fucking wank job" on the way out the door.
>Saw them again the next week and wouldn't seat them. Got the manager to permaban the shits.

>>5181743

No. If someone expects you to pay for their food, feel free to critique it. If someone asks for feedback on their cooking, feel free to provide it honestly.

If however your mother or anyone else in a position of responsibility for you makes you a meal, and you don't like it, either do it yourself or shut the fuck up and eat it. Unless they ask for criticism in order to improve their cooking, in which case advise them.

How would you feel if when you walked past a tailor's shop without even looking in, he just started heckling you about your ill fitting underwear and your showing epidermis?

>>4740961
I know this is a troll, but I can't not respond.

>>4024701