/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>look up Century eggs after looking through thread
>scroll to the bottom of the page
>see this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
what the fuck Chinabros...
>urine is collected from prepubescent peasant boys
>The soaking process allows the eggs to become cured in the urine as they are left to simmer
>The eggs have been listed by officials in China as a part of the region's "local intangible cultural heritage"
everything about China fits into place begins to fit into place

When you combine coke and alcohol it metabolizes into Cocaethylene.

More cardiotoxic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaethylene

i have never cooked anything in my life. not even noodles but i want to change that.
what would be a good start? bonuspoints for sweet-spicy or just spicy food.