/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Gahahahahahaha I've got all of you motherfuckers beat.

You see, I live in the best state in the motherfucking south, North fucking Carolina. And you know what the fuck we have in this state? Be careful here guys, you pansies from up north might explode from the motherfucking awesomeness.

God damn Cookout, that's what we have. Just look at that motherfucking menu. It's cheap as fuck, that's what it is! And all of the food is grilled, that's right, motherfucking grilled, as you order! I can guaran-damn-tee you that you won't get a better fucking burger combo for $4. And don't get me started on motherfucking chicken strips. They have the best damn chicken strips your money can fucking afford. It's the kind of shit that you'd eat every day of the week if you could.

Forget fries. Fries are great, yeah yeah yeah, I know all the bullshit, but fries are for fucking five year olds. Their combo consists of two sides. So get yourself a motherfucking corn dog, and a god damned chicken quesadilla. Or instead of the corn dog, get some motherfucking hush puppies! Cookout does it the right way too, none of that pansy ass neat little ball bullshit either, they're real motherfucking hush puppies here!

So all of that McDonalds, Burger King, Hardees, KFC, whatever, it's all some motherfucking bullshit. You want goodass cheap food? Go to motherfucking Cookout in North Carolina!

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wait til you go to Cook Out chain

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>>3930851

I mean, look at these prices