/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Actually Adam? YOU shut the fuck up. You haven't worked in a restaurant once in your pathetic life, and you have the nerve to threaten a seasoned line cook? You pathetic little fuck. Everyone has been polite to you up until this point, but you know what? It's all an act. It's time for you to hear what the pros really think of you. You're wrong about almost everything you say. You don't know SHIT about cooking. And the fact that you're smug about it just makes it worse. Why are you smug about being wrong, Adam? I've conducted numerous double blind taste tests of your food against an actual chef's with sample sizes numbering in the hundreds of thousands. The consensus? It's not good, Adam. The jig is up. Not even Shabu would go near your "food," LET ALONE Jamón. Oh, you thought we were friends after that little talk we had? Think again, fuck face. Expect to see an article about you on Serious Eats tomorrow. Your life is over.

t. J. Kenji "I'm the engineer of the end of your career" Lopez-Alt