/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I prefer regular cakes with butts added separately

Toward the end of my relationship with my ex, it was clear things were strained, but we were both pretending things were okay. One day we went to the supermarket and they had half cakes on sale, and I joked that she should sit on one and I would eat it as a joke, but she was into it so we bought one. I helped her move out about a week later and we had to throw out the cake. Still my greatest regretted purchase.

I bought a cake specifically for my ex to sit in and get sloppy on a whim a few days before she was going to move, but we got too busy and never got around to it and honestly throwing that cake away is one of my life's greatest regrets