/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11724473
Are you just pretending to be retarded? You know that position you get into where you double over and clutch your abdomen because you feel like you're about to have awful diarrhea and/or a round of vomiting up everything that's bubbling up from your irritated guts? It's the same fucking concept, this isn't complicated. Your posture controls to some extent what will or won't pass through your intestines in the short term. And over time, if you tend to have more frequent bowel movements and are less like those freaks who only take a shit once daily or even once weekly, you'll probably unconsciously learn to slouch in a way that keeps your relatively more active bowels from making you crap your pants in public all the time. And if years later you try to force yourself into some extreme upright "good" posture then you'll be getting rid of that buffer your intestines had and might end up shitting yourself since there's now a straight shot right through your anus without the usual postural pressure holding things back.