/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Picanha is what passes for exotic spicy nose-to-tail extreme eating for the average cultureless fly-ver.

I honestly feel bad for carnists.

>>14925296
Because it's designed by food scientists to appeal to people who can't be in the same room as a fresh vegetable without making loud gagging noises and screeching about communism

>>14925510
I grew up thinking rural people were simple and honest and in some woo-woo hippie way "more authentic" than city folk. Then I went off to study in one of those college towns surrounded by rural nothing, and realized through 4 years of hard lessons that rural people are animals, except animals have redeeming qualities and rural people do not

>>14719490
Lightning caused it, outcome compounded by climate change, and a bunch of inbred hicks saw some twitter bots claiming that "BLM" did it. They then went on their paranoiac emergency band radios and heard officials talking about the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) and they took this to mean they should set up heavily armed roadblocks to block the evacuations and point machine guns at everyone that wasn't an immediate blood relative.

>>9701266
>if I enjoy a beverage that isn't on this list, I might get evicted from my mega-church
Flyover life must be misery

>>9696246
I don't need to take a plane to avoid eating sysco garbage, cleetus. I can and do get real food right here.

>>9696057
Looks like we found one

>>9693323
Remember some parts of America are behind the times due to cultural stagnation. In historic times it was because news literally took a long time to reach such places due to using ponies or foot traffic or whatever. As communications technology advanced along with transport, the differences became a matter of regional identity and the rejection of progress and new information became a matter of pride.

You physically cannot convince a rustic that, for instance, the 90s were atkins, or that sriracha is not "new", or that black acetate framed glasses are not in fact mainstream today, to the point of being somewhat passé, as opposed to being provocatively cutting-edge cool hipster fashion statement frames. They are still getting over the fact that smart phones exist.