/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19352117
FUCKING LOL!!!

>>19325342
>better than any Swedish or UK pizza ive seen

>>19260316
Oh sweet baby Jesus on a pogo stick.

>>19026979
>>Big Mac is healthier +1
Wow, that's funny.
Good joke Anon.
All your other points are still nonsense, but at least this one was funny.

>>18966919
>how do I make chicken gravy with a dry chicken breast
With butter, flour, a fuckton on stirring, then mix chicken bullion (you can buy it by the gallon) with water, stir that shit up, add it to your roux, keep fucking stirring, take the dick out of your mouth, add cream to taste.
Wah-fucking-lah.
Jesus fucking Christ "hOw Do I mAkE gRaVy????"
Fucking retard.

>>18837513
>other cheeses still melt fine and taste better.
No, you Euro-nigger.
MELT MORE POORLY
AND DON'T PAIR-TASTE
AS WELL.

Stop pretending I ever said anything else.
So FUCKING sorry your desire to shit all over humanity's finest burger culture compels you to make an inferior meal just to pretend some Americans will take offense, bu the truth is, we'll just go on enjoying the best possible burgers and not even remember the name of your third-world shithole.

>>18792407
>not a lifestyle choice
HA
Jeebus Krist, that's a good one.
Seriously tho, I'd rather suck a girls cock than cook for a vegan.
At least "she"'s not a sanctimonious asshole.

>>18394031
>Faith healing works though.

>>16825463
>when the internet goes out, faggot.