/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>tfw wife bought a breathalyzer to randomly test me
>drank 2 of these after she went to bed last night at around 2am
>she tested me at noon today and I still blew a .03
Wtf? I thought I'd blow .00 after 10 fucking hours. They're 10% abv but that's still only like 5 normal 5% 12oz beers.