/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>in college
>ask out track runner qt3.14
>we git sum dinner
>head to upstairs jazz bar second location known for dessert
>survey dessert offerings on display
>return to table
>"we'll have the ultra quadruple choco fucking genocidal fudge cake pls, and two glasses of whole milk"
>a hush falls over the crowd
>a record player scratches as the needle falls out of the fucking groove
>old waiter leans in to set the ol' college boy straight
>"sir, this isn't really a 'milk' sort-of establishment

>mfw

fuck me if i'm ever gonna eat a piece of chocolate fudge cake without a god damn glass of ice cold WHOLE MILK.

I asked the man if they served coffee and allowed people to put milk in their coffee. He said they did. I explained that I cannot eat choco nuclear holocaust cake without milk. He said that he suddenly understood the problem at hand and would see what he could do.

He later arrived with choco fucking end-of-days fudge ripple death on a plate cake and two fucking glasses of milk.

I then proceeded to teach my date how to drive stick shift on the top of a parking lot and got laid in the back of a mustang. Shit was cash.

>Putting Milk in the freezer

>>7497515

I'll try some...

>no salad or fresh vag
>dinner

>rinse one hand under running water
>shake both hands dry

>>5819691
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>>5819585
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>>5819085

OP here.
Not a vegan or a regular /ck/ poster. I just wanted to share something cool.

You should really visit a doctor for your massive asspain.

>>4458019
>Getting this mad about pizza
Son, that angers not good for your heart. Especially with all that pizza you eat.