/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I made mayo and the consistency is akin to thick hollandaise. What went wrong?

>decide to have a rum and coke while home alone
>drink so many rum and cokes
>decide to browse facebook
>find a girl from high school who I alway had a crush on
>beyond blackout now
>decide to message her best friend (we were kinda friends) to tell her how much in love am I with her friend
>describe explicit sexual fantasies

>woke up next morning with the worst hangover of my life
>the friend of my crush literally called to leave her alone forever
>looked through the messages I sent
>one of them said "I'd like to rape that little ass of hers"

I learned the basics of cajun and italian cooking from my mom. From there, I did a lot of independent reading and observation to figure out different techniques to improve my own skills. During the holidays, I would help her cook, and it would be a lot of fun.

Unfortunately, her doctor has her addicted to shit like lorazepam that makes her a husk of the woman she once was. She no longer cooks at all, just sits in bed and goes on about how we're all going to die a horrible death because of North Korean missiles or coronavirus. Time is a real bitch.

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