/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Only good food is North East. If You end up South West I vote yes on issue chili. Def a chili dog nigger (but not a nigger nigger). Otherwise eat a dick, it's literally your best option. If you end up Central then just buy a gun instead. A 22mm bullet wont clear both sides of your skull and the ricochet of the bullet will ensure instant fatality. Do not fall for the big bullet fallacy as your chances of maiming yourself are actually higher up to a certain size.

>>10161305
If you are using an old-fashioned churn, use the appropriate amount of ice and rock salt as the chilling medium.

If you are using an electric bowl chiller, get one that gets colder.

I like to cook my hotdogs in scalding milk.

It's all about the subtle flavoring, you know?

Easy,

>No time for breakfast
>Drink ungodly amounts of overly sweet coffee to make up for lost meal (~150-300 cal)
>Eat quick snack like granola bar (90-150 cal)
>Blood sugar at unbearable levels
>Break down and eat, go for fast because you feel like you're dying
>Literal 1.2K calorie fast food large meal or freezer shit that hits for half that
>Go home
>Hungry again
>Too lazy to cook, eat chips
>Oops, I ate them all (2k cal)
>Still hungry
>Still lazy
>More snacks/hold off and go hangry feast mode again (0-300)
>Too much dinner (400-1000)
>Desert (400)
>Soda all day (500-1000)

I almost got you to 7k. It did require a truly hedonistic day, but not impossible at all.

Hot dogs fill your fridge and your soul.