/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10945644

>cook for myself
>tastes bland as fuck

>get fast-food
>every bite a flavor explosion

What can it not be the other way around?

I can't stop eating gravy

>tfw pleb but love cheddar

>>10727416

thanks anon i thought i wouldn't get a non mean response anymore

i think i might also get some grocery store sushi and some beef jerky

>someone found the last fudgsicle you were hiding in the freezer

>>10596209

>>10571029
Yes and I also know how much those kikes charge for shipping if you aren't subscribed
I am so fucking dead

>>10570477

>>10534018

>>10483223

>all of the weeks groceries run out on the third day

>drank a 1l bottle of Southern Comfort like it was nothing before bed

I had a good day yesterday and managed to only eat 2 footlong meatball marinaras and a medium giordanos bacon bbq chicken deep dish, which is a good day for me.

But today i've gone completely off the wagon and have already eaten a whole jar of mayonnaise, two boxes of ham & cheddar hot pockets and a tub of edy's sherbet berry rainbow. I just don't know what to do anymore... i'm still hungry and craving more food, but i don't know how to stop myself...

why is dieting so hard?

>>10320837
but the sat tastes good

>I would qualify for free food at The Heart-attack Grill

>>10063737
>>10063747
Honestly, I think it's just because I know they will never be real. Even if by some chance they were real, I'd be too ugly to even talk to one.
>>10063737
I know you're most likely being sarcastic, but my mother was always ugly. Like, really ugly. That explains a lot.
>>10063747
Thank you.

>family size
>eat it all in one sitting

>>9677185
>>9677190
>>9677254
>>9677634
stop fat shaming...

fat lives matter

Ethier of these are my favourite:
>Banoffee pie
>Tiramisu
>Eton mess
>Rasberry pavlova
>Black forrest gateau
>Profiterroles
Just the thought brings on a massive sugar rush and makes my mouth water.

>>9130464

>see the news
>decide to order two scoops like my hero
>mom yells at me and gives both scoops to my little brother (he plays soccer)
Let my people go.