/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19297466
last time I ate from an ice cream truck was when my neighbor invited all us kids on when I was 5. he was a pig and duck farmer who drove an ice cream truck as a side job so it was always parked in the driveway.

one summer day playing over at their house he let us aboard and we could all pick one ice cream out of the freezer. except the freezers were stuffed with frozen pig carcasses. complete with black icy eyes and frozen snot hanging out of their mouths. i reach between the carcasses and picked out a Screw Ball™, the kind with a gumball at the bottom. I chewed that gum all afternoon and to me it just tasted like pig death.

I've never visited an ice cream truck or eaten a screw ball ever again.

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>>16271112
No I've never found a woman attractive. And it's not easy, I have a terrible time finding a man I want to get with and not into meaningless secks. I went out and had a bunch of beers with a friend last night at the pub and there were gorgeous guys everywhere but wasn't a goddamned thing I could do about it