/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*Falls apart the moment you touch it*

>>9050575

God damn could my mom get me my shit back in the day. If I could even live one day as er my balls would have callouses.
The other day I asked for 4 mcdoubles and four mcchickens with two applepies when she was on break from work. She got the food and wove through traffic.
She banged lots of guys in her youth. Either way once the food was brought to me and I was fading out, she looks at me and says
"I knew he would have a great time". She banged so many guys it is crazy. I love my mom.

UGH I went to McDonald's for dinner and now I cant't control my bowel movements. What should I do?

>>8525432
Wendy's™ chef here. Let me give you some advice, son.

If you're under 6'4", or your cock isn't at least 9 inches long, you're not going to make it in this business. Trust me.

Waitresses will refuse to serve your food, managers won't respect you, and you'll never be able to reach the pots and pans hung at the higher levels.

I just tried the new Grand Mac™ and all you fuckers were WRONG. This thing is a BEAST. It's easily 1.5 times the size of the original, and otherwise tastes just the same. A lot of you were saying the bread to burger ratio is different which is total BS.

Using the McDonald's™ app, I got a free medium fries and drink with it for a total of $5 and I'm STUFFED.

They MUST make this a permanent menu item.

GRAND MAC