/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>cheapest chippy within walkin distane charges £12.50 for a fish and chips

>>15613877
Cut my index finger stright through the tendon while hacking at a bone with a butterknife. Finger works fine but the healing was a bitch and I have a funky scar.

>this entire thread

>>11040111
Ya got me

>African family/disabled person arrives at the buffet
>Immediately lose my appetite

>>9871238
Can't you pathetic al/ck/ degenerates stay in your containment thread? For fucks sake.

Mods, do your job.

>>8978947
>shear force? what the fuck is that?

>>8468351
>I'm vegan

>yummy
>fusion
>all-natural
>fancy
>craft beer/whiskey/wine enthusiast
>premium
>limited release
>IPA, IBU's, Imperial-Double-Barrel Aged-Dry Hopped-Ultra Rare-Exclusive-Fuck Me In the Ass-Chocolate Muffin Infused-Stout
>beginner whiskey/wine

>>8453567
>Mix with cream cheese + vanilla and use as fruit dip

>2016
>people are still using microwaves
>not becoming toaster oven masterrace

>>8094029

I'm just going to eat all the sides. I never liked turkey anyway.

Although

>making cookies to take to work Christmas day
>always eat some of the dough cause it's good
>tell friend vegan recipes are always saying oh you can eat the dough it's egg free
>Fuck that I eat the dough anyway
>wake up next morning sick
>shit water
>puke
>hmmm
>go to work
>go fucking downhill
>puke up water even I try to drink
>go home early and cry myself to sleep

And that's when I apparently angered the vegan gods and they gave me food poisoning

>mfw I've been eating raw cookie dough for years and that's never happened

>>7101227
>someone CT scanned a twinkie

>mfw all my chili has beans in it cause I'm a vegetarian

It's ok I'll kick myself out

>>6236127
>>6236134
>>6236142
>not recognizing the reference

>>5982237
>crusty bread
>mushroom soup
>real food

>>5932475

>>3857647
now you just trollin