/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20199717
In his pants, right?
You mean in his pants.

>>19835013
>go to Vapianos with friends
>first time I came into contact with this beeper device that beep when your order is ready
>friend beepers start beeping one after another
>mine doesn't beep
>wait
>doesn't beep
>friends start eating since the pizza is getting cold
>doesn't beep
>go ask worker
>angrily tells me they're working on it and to wait without even asking which table or order I made
>go sit again
>doesn't beep
>friends are finished
>at least 1-2h passed
>go again and ask angrily
>asks me for my table
>shocked face as he realizes he completely fucking forgot it
>tells me he'll start right away
>wait more
>friends are bored
>beeper finally beeps, very quickly after last talk
>it's fucking raw
>so raw it's liquid
>have to roll it like a fucking burrito or dürum to take some bites
>disgusting
>leave

at least the cashier woman was nice and didn't charge me for my stuff.

Since then I never ever go to Vapianos again, as much as all my friends love it. Fuck you Vapianos.

>>19570363
Just had some today. I wish they didn't taste so damn good. 5 of them is like 8000 calories.
and I had 10.

>to taste

>>15365516
>went to buy lots of ice cream for a birthday party
>cute employee asks me if him gonna eat all of that in the place

>>14721078
most of the times

>>11869659
>working kitchen shift
>sink has three sections
>managers tell us to toss the dirty dishes in the center for them to get rinsed before moving them to the detergent side to get scrubbed
>people repeatedly toss their filthy fucking dishes in my detergent side so now all the dishes that were soaking in the soap are now swimming in wet food chunks and soda water

>>11036181

>tfw starting to get fat
>went from skelly who ate once a day to eating 5+ full meals a day
wew

>>9847744
Don't worry OP, I feel the same way.

>tfw quit CT a few weeks ago

>>9584007
>that squelch and plop as it comes out of the can

what can i eat without teeth?
over the last 5 years i lost 8 teeth, now i cant chew hard things and i cant swallow big chunks of food i cant break down
im very limited and its not like i lost half a row of teeth wich would have made it easier

>church buddies/moms whose kids are on the same soccer team/work acquaintances/whatever bump into each other at the store
>bonus points if they're both with their large families
>occupy an entire aisle for 45 minutes chit-chatting about whatever the fuck normies talk about
I just want my goddamn groceries

>>9163368
>calmly waiting on op like

>>8895482
Wow

>>48698
are you shiting my dick right now