/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20623350
>Both of these sandwiches have bread in them, which contains gluten. Gluten is a carbohydrate that gets converted into soy when digested, and soy makes men more feminine.

>>20513794
>Why are soft tacos allowed to be ordered by anyone over 18? Seriously, crunchy taco shells let you know it's fresh and pleasing when it gives a good fresh CRUNCH!

>>20507758
>Bacon doesn't belong on cheeseburgers. The easiest way to tell if somebody is a dumbass low taste moron is if they get bacon on their burger.

>>20496308
>If I want something to taste like bacon, I'll just cook some bacon. Buying bacon grease is retarded. Your buying sub-standard lard made from subcutaneous fat which has a strong flavor that overpowers many things you cook with it. Quality lard, and tallow is made by rendering visceral fat surrounding the internal organs, not subcutaneous or intramuscular fat.

>>20465616
>ummm, you know you can make that at home, right?
>It's way cheaper
>You're literally just paying an extra $20 for some third-worlder to dice and heat it up for you

>>20465190
>Echolalia is a sign of serious mental conditions. Next time you get that third chromosome looked at, you should talk to the doctor about your ecolalia.

>People will really do anything to diet other than portion control. Just eat less. You're supposed to feel hungry sometimes.

>>20251539
>why the fuck people need recipes for the most basic ass shit out there? like surely these cooking websites wouldn't upload this shit if people didn't actually look up how to make mash potatoes or some fucking basic ass caesar salad, like how in the fuck is anyone so retarded that they need to be told to dice tomatoes and shit man? what the FUCK

>It's not gay to ask about your dick. It would be gay if I asked about your vagoogoo

>>20229322
>What is the purpose of these rock hard yellow corn tortillas from the mexican asile of the grocery store? Am i supposed to steam them or something to soften them up or are the supposed the just get slapped on a plate as is?

>Hot dogs, no matter what brand or whatever, they taste like farts smell. They taste like shit and they're disgusting. They're funky and the texture is shit, and they taste fuckin gross, and any gourmet looking hotdog presentation would be better if it wasn't a fucking hot dog and it was a bratwurst or some other kind of sausage. Hot dogs are fucking nasty as shit, and they suck ass and they're gay. and they suck, and they're bad.
>I don't like balogna either. texture, taste, everything, it's fucking trash. i'd rather just eat dark meat chicken for poorfag food. At least that doesn't make me want to fucking spew all over the place.
>Fuck hot dogs and fuck you if you're here to champion your dogs. I don't give a shit.

>>20215773
>Thats not what raw meat looks like this is semi-processed meat drained of blood and treated with food dyes and preserving chemicals.

>Let's pretend the conspiracies are true, and you. [have to] eat the bugs. no other option.
>which one would you chose? what's your method of prepping?

>Why do people stand there like fucking retards waiting in line to use the self checkout when theres literally 3 of the fuckers open. These clueless npcs have to wait for an employee to yell "3 IS OPEN!!!" before theyll go to it, fucking retards have 0 awareness im just standing there in disbelief at the level of brain damage these cretins have, I mean seriously what the fuck. How do you not see theres 3 checkouts open why are you retards just standing there for no reason, too fucking dumb to realize it wasting my time.

>>19984217
>They only put those labels there because they were serving people drinks that had 390mg of caffeine and DID NOT tell them and people died.
>390mg in a single drink is absolutely excessive and Panera clearly should not have done that.

>Why are American eggs so anemic and pale looking?
>Every time I’ve visited burgerland the eggs all look like the top left and are flavorless. Wtf are burgers doing to their eggs??