/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>finally have a job which allows me to purchase the alcohol i desire after years of un(der)employment
>too tired to get past a full handle of vodka by the time the weekend comes

side note, i find hangovers are nonexistent since switching from beer/wine to spirits
a pleasant find at least

>trying to make dank moka pot coffee
>induction hob only does lower heats by pulsing the heat on and off
It's futile. None of the heat settings work. I've even pre-heat the water but the hob just fucks everything.

>take friend to Korean barbecue for the first time
>he immediately takes control of the grilling and giving me advice
>insists on keeping raw meat tongs and cooked meat tongs separate
>"sterilized" tongs by putting them inside the slots in the grill
>still got sick, nobody else in the group did

>other friend just won't eat anything besides fast food/diner food when we go out
>excuse #1: too broke for a restaurant
>excuse #2: doesn't feel like something different

Why is it so hard to find a culinarily compatible friend? Or am I somehow the fag?