/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17020849
lemme get a large tap water with a side of suck my dick

>>16996564
>roast potatoes are commonly cut with the acid of lemon juice

say that to my face and not online

>>13472659
I'm going to assume that I've a gun to my head.
Just a double espresso. Ristretto.
>pumps of vanilla?
No
>whip?
No
>cream?
No
>caramel or chocolate sauce?
No
>blended?
No
>name?
No, just give me the bloody espresso.

>>13170559
>not being able to eat 12 foot of fruit in 7 days

>>13107583
>Most of them would live in America if they could afford it.

>>12925460
>pretend

>morning allergies, congested nose
>pour a cup of coffee
>sit at my desk
>read something funny on the chinz
>snort
>mucus shoots into my coffee
>mfw
thanks for reading

>work as a beer merchandiser
>one of the stores i stock is a kroger
>beer shelf holds enough space for 3 hamm's 24 packs
>every friday night the shelf would be full
>saturday morning the hamm's would be empty
i bet it was one of you fuckers

>>12227082
FUCK IT'S NOT FAIR, THE CLOSEST HEB IS LIKE AN HOUR AWAY
FUCK NORTH TEXAS