/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Only when they're smelly fat losers who think they're being discreet when they take pictures of me eating and then proceed to post them on 4chan while giggling to themselves an arm's length away from me. I'm also autistic so regular strangers also make me uncomfortable.

>>19233588
>Refer to this post - >>19232777(OP)
>Okay? Got it? Op refers to HIMSELF
Yeah, I reread the OP and couldn't find whatever you're supposedly quoting.
Refer to this post - >>19233596
Okay? Got it? You literally can't stop thinking about COCK, and it's blinded you to the fact that you're bringing up COCK in threads on boards that have nothing to do with COCK. My best guess is that you thought of food, which made you think of eating, which made you think of putting things in your mouth, which made you think of COCK. Keep your weird shit to whatever containment board you crawled out of.

>>19166362
I'm a big muff diver who enjoys every so often a bit of rincky up old faithful, but I get really self conscious eating burgers with fried eggs on them in public. I could look like a complete bum, but something about getting yolk in your facial hair and nobody telling you makes me neurotic.

>>18913847
>>18913862
Do you understand that there's an IP count and everyone can see you being a samefag and replying to your own thread?

That sucks, OP. I've only gotten sick like that a couple times in my life, and only once it happened in the middle of having another meal. Sorry whatever you ate earlier in the day ruined what sounded like a really nice burger.

>3 slices of cold little caesar's old world fanceroni pepperoni™ pizza
>half an adderall
>3 sweet tarts
>a couple spoonful's of cottage cheese
>a pickle
>about 14 mugs of vodka

"food and cooking"

>>17911337
No. I'm a winner, and make good food, and take pictures of everything I make/eat.

Seeing how a clown starts his day is like seeing how a magician does his trick. It's just disappointing and depressing on every level.

They spend millions on R&D and market testing to appeal to the most amount of people possible while cutting costs and streamlining the production/distribution/service aspects. Everything at McDonalds makes me feel sick, so I don't really get it, but I guess that just means I'm not like everyone else.

>>17172539
>ck/ always talk about bad pizza chains like Little Caesars
What? We love LC's. You have to understand that /ck/ works on multiple levels. I can do a cook along about a homemade, bbq pulled pork grilled pizza one day, and then make a thread about how Little Caesar's is the best pizza chain. There's no contradiction there. The board is about food and cooking. Sometimes we make shit and talk about real food, and sometimes we just want to get drunk and chow down on some cheap garbage. In any case, Little Caesar's is far better than fucking Papa John's, just like Jack's is better than Digiorno. It's about picking your battles, and as much as I adore Aristotle, the middle ground is usually the pleb option.

>why do we need 10,000 beers that taste like malt and hops
>there should be, like, 3

>>16505013
I just looked through the catalog and these are the current OC threads:
Cream cheese in coffee
OP makes a grilled cheese
Beer general
Baking general
Brazilian hot dog
Expired bodega cereal
Rate my terrible onion rings
Hot pockets and diablo sauce (not even the best TB sauce)
Well done steak, white rice, fried garlic, fried mushrooms, fried onions, all in a mayonnaise sauce
Medium steak with ketchup
Moldy peanuts
Costco bulgogi out of Tupperware
Anon is confused that his rice has starch
Anon got his first double yolk egg and thought it was worth making a thread about
Fridge thread
I’m drinking a monster and don’t like it

And yet you find this thread to be the worst of the bunch? What alternative, 2013 /ck/ are you living in where people still post actual food and ask actual questions about food and cooking, and how do I get there?

>>16478451
>covid is a hoax
And you're still a virgin because of a Jewish conspiracy to make people with sexy holes hate bigots. It's all so tiresome.