/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13682415
>the guy who eats with his freakish eyes open and staring at me with a devils grin

>>11681334
no u

>usually only buy a basket worth of groceries and use the self checkout
>decide one day to do some serious shopping
>have a full cart, $300 worth of food
>spacing out, wander over to self checkout line out of habit
>stand there for a while waiting for one to open up, still facing out
>push my cart up to the kiosk
>grab something and scan it
>reality of what I'm doing hits me like a brick in the face
>look up
>attendant is glaring at me
>can't stop now
>fill the bagging area with overstuffed bags
>can't fit anymore in there, I'm not even a quarter way through the cart
>feel the judgmental stares of fellow shoppers piercing the back of my head like 1,000 daggers
>start taking the bags off and setting them on the floor to make room
>ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA
>desperately start tapping the "I don't want to bag this item" button on the screen in vain
>ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA
>attendant comes over and punches in the override code without saying a word
>about halfway through this nightmare the manager comes over and informs me that "for future reference, the self checkout is only for 10 items or less"
>eventually finish it, 25 or so bags sitting on the ground blocking the aisle way to the exit
>try to pay with $100 bills
>machine keeps spitting them back
>attendant tells me the machine doesn't take 100s
>have to wait for her to go break them into 20s
>apologize to her for being a retard
>she doesn't say anything
>I haven't been back since

fml