/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sick of wimpy normal hot sauces that never taste hot enough
>spot Blair's death sauce on a shelf of some country store
>looks legit
>buy that shit
>check it out later at home
>it's thick and orange with black specks in it
>doesn't smell too pungent, though
>disappointment
>taste a little of it on my finger anyway for the Hell of it
>the Hell of it
>literally
>Hell
>in my mouth
>not a second after touching my tongue, it seems to evaporate into pure searing volcano fire
>chug a glass of milk
>doesn't do shit
>go to the trash can and start spitting because my saliva is now capsicum acid
>can't cool down for a half hour
>put Blair's in back of fridge
>haven't touched it in a month

On the plus side, I got this neat little skull keychain. Very well detailed.