/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>last night
>ask bf to fetch magnesium citrate while I'm at work
>tell him it looks like a soda bottle
>bc he won't give anal to unclog butthole
>after a whole week o greasey cookin'
>bf decides to pick up magnesium
>magnesium. pills.
>thought it was the same thing because it had the word 'magnesium' in it
>it's like picking up lye instead of table salt because both contain the word 'sodium'
Men are fucking retarded and can't even identify objects, no less be able to organize a meal and clean up proper save for Gordon Ramsey.
And yes I eventually pooped.