/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Do recipe
>It calls for a cup of heavy cream.
>My local grocery store only sells them in pints.
>Stick the remaining half in the fridge for later.
>Do another recipe
>It calls for a pint of heavy cream
>MFW

>>8305071
Sorry faggot, but I've got almost two decades of cooking Thanksgiving dinner under my belt, and it's stubborn, ornery fuckheads like you that got us stuck with dry birds, jellied cranberry sauce, and green bean casserole using canned fucking soup for thirty years. Science says you're wrong, and all the anecdotal evidence in the fucking world don't make you right.

>people who come in 5-10 minutes before closing
>people who come in 5-10 minutes AFTER closing
>people who ask for weird substitutions that require additional ingredients
>people who order the most complicated thing on the menu
>people who order the thing the person before them ordered because it sounded good, causing a chain reaction of that one item using up all my prepped ingredients
>people who legit use Starbucks nomenclature ordering coffee
>people who ask if we have soy milk
>people who order a bunch of food and then hardly eat any of it, leaving a shitload on their plates when we bus their table