/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11563345
Watching MRE videos reminds me of being in JROTC in highschool, when I was at my highest functioning autism levels

>Be me, company commander for annual summer camp held at local Marine Corps base
>Pretty autistic, but this is nothing compared to the type of kids in JROTC
>Mainly PE rejects, military obsessed kids, kids forced to be there by there parents
>My platoon sgt is FULLY on the spectrum, like barely functioning
>He's a senior at this time, done JROTC for 4 years so what comes next is inexcusable
>Chow time on the second or third day
>We get the privilege of having some real MREs for lunch
>Everything is going ok, most of the cadets are excited to try
>Suddenly sgt autismo is screaming from the corner of the mess hall
>Run over to see what the fuck is wrong
>Autismo says the MRE keeps burning his tongue
>Look at his MRE
>This man has his food INSIDE the pack with the heating element
>Trying to spoon out burning hot piles of beans and meat
>niggeryouwat
>Still trying to eat them
>Have to take them away from him
>SAI has to hold a safety briefing on how to properly eat MREs

I never did forget Sgt Autismo

>>9680834
>no pumpkin pie