/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16843048
I've only ever watched that one video of his and the recipe worked great. cant vouch for him in any other capacity, but knowing I'm indirectly responsible for that massive amount of seethe feels extremely nice.

>>16684350
>Overall fat girls are better cock suckers
Very true. Just runs along the same lines as using a doll or fleshlight, though... don't want people knowing.

>>16632239
Squirrels get at mine too, but only a little. I climb around in the tree pretty often so I think they may be scared.

I made bread and it tasted just like the wheat rolls my old high school had for lunch and it reminded me a happier times.

>>15250348
glad im not the only one
when i was a kid my parents would give me weird looks

>>15213411
Welcome to the magical world of panettone anon

>>14708694
why does my peepee feel funny watching this?

>>14318907
:)

>>13753904
>The buns and crusts from low quality restaurants are made of oil and fats, not grains.

>>12908372
I'm staying away from liquor for a while I got arrested because of it over the weekend.
>>12908392
Wtf that sounds delicious

Posting as other thredbignored me...

NIGGS I NEED A QUICK ANSA!!!

I just started a lamb leg roast approx 2kg. Goes in oven with light smothering of olive oil, salt, pepper. Usually I start it on high heat 230C then after 10 mins turn it down. When I put the veggies in under it with an hour to go I add rosemary to the lamb.
Anyhoo I got a phone call and got distracted came back to kitchen 10mins late to turn it down to 160C and olive oil has dripped onto roasting tray and is smoking!! Not smoke your kitchen out smoke but can smell it’s burnt oil alright.
HOW FUCKED AM I???
do I need to throw roast out or do I just forgoe making gravy outa the pan????
Now happily roasting at 160C. No more smell. Am I going to give my family cancer????

>>12849329
Oven was full of smoke. HALP MAY!!!

>>12331381
>>12331395
hahah poo poo

he said do poo poo first hahah

hahah

imagine having imagination

I eet truk fud

>>11597354
I don't know

>>11414904
Every year I make a Top 5 Fruits of the Year list and Lemon won one of the last 3 years, I forgot which one, and had a placement on yet another one. Last year I left lemons off the list because all the lemons I had in 2017 were very disappointing.

But lemons are great, generally speaking.

>>11273590
Ahhhaha, bless you NPC. You never fail to make me laugh.