/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I went to the dentist in July for the first time in 5 years. I would regularly go a month or more without brushing. I'm a filthy fucking faggot, I know. I had only one cavity which was filled without issue and on my checkup today after regular brushing they told me that my teeth and gums are in healthy condition. They need a whitening or three, but they're not rotting like you'd expect from the kind of neglect I've put them through.

Is it possible that chugging copious amounts of vodka daily actually saved my teeth by killing bacteria responsible for tooth decay?