/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16774769
yes. and jokes on you; autism is my super power

>>16759511
i'll give you 400K for 20%

>muh asian men don't have tits
no but they aren't exactly masculine, keep eating your soy femboys

>>15587653
>be customer
>self check out
>PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE.jpg
>memorize sekrit menu location and employee number (regular shopping time)
>tap on screen, type in number
>continue scanning
>employee comes over
>"hey bro do you need he-. Wait, what happened?"
>Dunno man, machine just buggin' out, you know how it is haha
>"Haha yeah bro totally, happens all the time"
>Sure does, thanks anyways, man
>"No problem"
>shoplift anyways
Just be smart and be sociable, get away with it every time. Damn it feels good to be a normie

>go to wendy's drive thru
>flirt over the speaker a bit
>employees are all black women
>they give me extra fries

Or I will invade every band dilate bitch

>xhe is a janitor on the internet
>xhe does it for free
>xhe does it because it is the only power xhe will ever have in their pathetic life
>xhe deletes threads xhe doesn’t like because when xhe gets upset xhe compulsively over eats

>take the smokes
>cough up a lung chainsmoking them because I dont smoke

>>13909933
>They discriminate against gay people and have made it clear they are not welcome in their stores

Not true at all, but it should be

>>13839550
you got spunk kid

>>13581442
2 usually
1 for prime beef

Toss the chili and put the sauce on your burger. You're welcome

>>13047868
>>13048164
based

>Steak and provolone, with tomatoes, mayo, black pepper the trinity of tasty sandwich
Fuck veggies and fuck sauce.

>>12510897
kinocalorie

>>12491716
>not today thanks
It's that fucking easy.

>>12346711
You're alright, anon.

>>12196087
you've got spunk kid... i like you

Fuck God.

You're not even ALLOWED to MENTION your jewish overlords in the context of recipes on 4CHANNELS

you still have any doubts on who's in charge?

>tfw I get all 10 punches on my McDonald's card and thus receive a Whip The Wagie voucher
I don't even whip them very hard because it's all in good fun at the end of the day! Have a great weekend everybody

>>11966748
Get a job nigger

>>11659460
Pure autism. Didn't read any of that past the first sentence by the way. Keep proving my point

Hey lads, I got up the courage to ask a black girl who works at my local McDonald’s for a date and she accepted. Is Olive Garden a good enough restaurant for a first date?