/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't remember the last time I didn't KFC that didn't taste and feel like it was cooked 5 days in advance and microwaved. Literally everything on the menu is like this.

If it shut down instantly with no warning no one should fucking miss it.

>KFC recipie fully leaked

Is there legit any reason to even eat there anymore?

Best lunch?

>be playing Activision Blizzard's Overwatch on my Sony Playstation 4
>the wife passes by and calls me a cuck as she makes her way to the bedroom to fuck Jamal again
>the word "cuck" rings out and echoes in my mind
>cuck
>cuck cuck cuck
>cluck
>chicken
>KFC

My friends I tell you, nothing takes your mind off what a horrifying nightmare your life has become like some good ol' fried chicken, and nobody does it better than KFC. Whether you get the original or extra crispy recipe, you won't be disappointed, and with a wide array of sides ranging from the cool, crisp coleslaw to the creamy mac and cheese, there's something for everyone in the family. Go get a 10 piece meal now for just $12.99. There was even enough for Jamal and his homie, Tyrone.

KFC, Live Más! And don't forget the pick up Overwatch this weekend, now available for Playstation 4 and other (shittier) platforms. Playstation, it's in the game!