/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's wrong with this apple juice? It tastes weird

The only way to eat healthy is by eating your cum, you can judge just by the taste if your current diet is healthy or not. Eat your cum long enough and you'll maybe even substitute food for cum and be able to recycle the cum so you never run out of food. But you should eat cum boosting foods so you produce enough cum to be self sustainable. Think of your cum like an orchard. You plant the trees and wait until they are mature enough to produce fruit. The same thing can be done with cum. Once you build up enough cum deposits then eat them you will only be adding to the cum bank. Thus the infinite cum cycle lives on.

I've been living on cum for 2 years now. Easy life. If I'm running low on cum I'll just go whore myself out and it's a win win win.

1: I get to suck dick which I enjoy

2: I get to eat cum which I enjoy

3: I get to make money which I can use to invest in cum producing fruits and veggies for future cum cycles.

Get on the cum wagon boys.