/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>gf kicks off because drinking so much
>leave house because fuck this noise
>go to crackhouse, rekt on smack
>walk to get more with some junkie
>fucking police car
>I’ve been reported missing, they pull over
>junkie bolts through hedge
>they’re suspicious so search me
>in cell for 7 hours, nicked for possession of class a
>bailed
>get ‘home’, now with 5 bottles because fuck this life
>no sleep but feeling tipsy, about to get other-level wasted
>she’s not speaking to me, likely to be made homeless today, awaiting court appearance
Well, that escalated quickly. Guess I’m soon to be a homeless, alcoholic convict awaiting prison.
Cheers

>>9794860
Watching them down that first pint
God dammit
They’re moments from laughs, faps, music, shitposting and feeling like a king. I has jelly.