/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19201082
I like your post.

I've been staring at this image for the past 30 minutes, and it's incredible. All the dogs who have the ability to lift their ears have their ears lifted, and are at attention, while all the ones with shaggier hair who can’t lift their ears look sad and despondent, and even disabled and dejected. And then you zero in on the one with the biggest smile, right in the middle, and realize that he should be smaller than half the breeds surrounding him, and he’s not smiling, he’s grinning and gloating, because someone decided to put the most sociopathic dog of the bunch in charge. And then it becomes clear that this is his pack. And he’s been told he has really cute ears. And then there’s the one on the right with his ears up, looking like he gets slapped around by the boss regularly because he is not cute, but his ears are so large it would be hypocritical even for a dog not to recognize that at the end of the day pointier ears mean you’re a man, and being cute is just something you do for men. And then you finally zero in on something that makes you reevaluate your initial assumption that good dog ears and fluffiness are mutually exclusive. Next to the bullpug and in front of the easter bunny is the hero of the story, surrounded by his underdogs, spawn of ewok and black bear. And by the way, fuck those other underdogs way over on the right side; they’re ugly and retarded and nobody is really going to care if they’re just there to make the short hairs stand a fairer chance to get pet whenever a Japanese person comes over, and are essentially just being used as fodder for the elite, while fighting against the very system that thrives on that exploitation and yet sacrificing the real thing for the ideal.

You could write an entirely original Star Wars knockoff franchise just based on these characters and archetypes.

>>19201147
That's not OP. OP is gone. We're lord of the flies for the next week and extend anything.

>after 2+ years of paid advertising on 4chan(nel) ba realized that forced memes don't make them any significant money
>there are still election tourists making these threads, as though those were the "good ol' days"

When I was little my family used to go out to a Thai restaurant a couple times a month, and my dad always made a point to ask for chopsticks when we ordered. I visited SE Asia in my late 20's and discovered that they don't use chopsticks for 90% of their meals in Thailand, but just use a fork and spoon - like they always provided us with at the table. My worst fear in life is turning into my dad.

I've always thought it was strange that chicken wings are technically white meat, when they're the most flavorful part of the bird and the breast is the worst.

>>15966314
Unironically, why does anyone post here?

>>15815328
cooking is a weeb hobby