/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why do so many ~fancy~ burger places have burgers that can be hardly eaten with your hands?

>all that avocado is going slide everywhere when you to press this tall fucker down

>Burger so tall that you have to take it apart to eat it

Is there a more obvious sign that a restaurant has no idea what the fuck it's doing?

Budget burgers:
$0 - $4
Low mid decent burgers:
$4 - $8
""""""Gourmet"""""" burgers:
$8 - $15
Held together with a stick burgers and utter shit but morons keep buying them:
$15+

debate me

>sandwich held together by sticks

how am i supposed to get my mouth around this?

why does my dining experience have to turn into an ordeal?

tall burgers are an ordeal.

i'd rather have 3 small burgers than 1 gigantic one.