/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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you want to just drink, of course - find out what it takes to get you piss-the-bed, shit-the-bed, vomiting drunk. this can take a few tries. you'll think you're going to die, not gonna happen. and the chances of you choking on your own vomit is highly improbable unless you're black-out, unconscious, slow pulse, and unable to come to the human instinctive that tells you you're about to die from something like not being able to breath.... you'll probably just get tired and pass out on your bed with your eyes closed and the world spinning. we've all been there.
>don't make it an effort to get that drunk... just see what it takes and enjoy the ride. you'll never know until then what your limits are
and my personal fatherly recommendation as naught but a 23 year old? buy a small bottle of Everclear, or any grain alcohol that's 95% ABV (190 proof). learn to respect the bottle and it will respect you as well.
>the shit will literally kill you if it doesn't literally blind you, so don't be fucking retarded. do drink it straight though, no pussy footin' around
mixed drinks? if you want to be a well-rounded, seemingly interesting and cultural man who gets pussy and cares about the world around him then buy a fucking cocktail book. for about $35 you can buy everything you'll ever need to make just about any reasonable mixed drink that could impress just about anyone. don't skimp on the materials though, like plastic is a piece of shit for a boston shaker compared to a plastic one. brand name soda is better with cheap whisky than expensive whisky is with cheap coke. throw in a cherry and a touch of lime to your rum and coke in a short ball glass and you have a certified panty dropper that didn't take a no-AC house party and herpes to figure out.
>you'll know when to buy a flask, don't be that guy.
try and make an effort to learn your fucking glassware and general terminology. anyone who knows anything about alcohol hates talking to someone who doesn't care.