/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck pizza. Fuck pepperoni. Fuck people who get excited about doughy bullshit bread with cheese and sweet tomato sauce on it. Pizza is bullshit and people who like it have the taste and knowledge of children.

>>6729749
Pizza. Specifically pepperoni pizza. Other pizzas I might tolerate at a party or something, although I'd never order them myself. Pepperoni pizza though? Keep that shit away from me. Every fucking Friday my freshman year of college my friends and I ordered a pepperoni pizza because we were too cheap to pay the $1.15 extra to get some real toppings. Now I'm so sick of it that I can't fucking stand the shit. It's just doughy fucking bread with some cheese on it anyway, so I'm not missing anything.
Fuck pizza honestly, I think it's embarrasing when adults get excited over it the way stupid kids who haven't realized how pleb it is do.

The first lady in line orders a hot 'n ready, but she doesn't want one from the warmer, she wants it fresh (they're all fresh dumbass... weren't you paying attention?). And she doesn't want pepperoni, she wants green chile and extra cheese. The guy rings it up and tells her it's $9 and some change. She says "that doesn't sound right!". He explains that's what it costs. She refuses to hear him. She has him call the manager over. She is surprised she has to pay tax on her purchase (where the fuck are you from lady?!).

At this point her hot 'n ready (but I WANT IT FRESH AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE HOT'N READY FOR THE SAME FUCKING PRICE!) conversation has taken several minutes. Like 6 or 7 if I had to guess. I've worked in pizza, and I could see the pain in the worker's eyes as he bit his tongue and remained polite throughout the stupid bullshit.

I however, do not work there, and was under no real obligation to be polite.

I finally say "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LADY!!! IF I GIVE YOU $4 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US ALL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES AND PUT THIS TRAGIC FUCKING PIZZA EVENT BEHIND US?!". (mic drop)

Staff starts clapping, other customer is laughing, lady storms out without saying a word. Then I order and it's free, plus they tried to load me up with other stuff but I didn't want anything else so they gave me a card for another free pizza on my next visit.

So the moral of the story is sometimes it pays to be a dick.

>>5636922
Even if you posted a credible document saying that magically Little Caesars takes the literal shit of cows and somehow processes it into their pizzas, it still wouldn't change my opinion about it because I've never gotten sick on it, It tastes great (subjective evaluation), and it isn't expensive.

So fake or not, my opinion is that it is a good pizza.