/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8310843
i feel you, man

we all have our secrets.

from one dumb faggot to another, i have no doubts what youre saying is true.

no one believe me at the time, either.

anyway, the plastic bag doesn't do much to keep them moist. they'd dry up after a week or so. still i liked to stick my face in them. sometimes i used to stuff them in my mouth and suck on them. try to get 'em clean, you know? like i was her little maid and had to do the chores before she got back, or be punished n shit.

one time i left one out on the bathroom shelf after digging through the trash. the shelf was in the corner and wasn't too noticeable but the other guy living there had moved a bottle of cleaner that had been there the other day. felt terrible for weeks and didn't want to even risk being around. it wasn't even the cute roommate's pad, it was from the other girl that used these thin little ones and barely bled onto 'em.

Thanks for the laughs

t. /r9k/