/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5910233
i got my tonsils removed when i was 15—doped up on oxy for 12 days without eating or even drinking water. i had to crush the pills up in a mortar and pestle and rub them on my gums.

first thing i ate was ethiopian food, which was appropriate, as i had lost ~30 pounds.

>>5868718
let's be clear.... i do NOT have a gerbil stuck in my ass.

in the interest of full disclosure, i do, however, have a tickle in my anus