/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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After that I'm leaving a #2 on their toilet floor

don't give a fuck, in fact if it's full I'll eat extra slow and order seconds to maximize the inconvenience

I don't end up in that situation. If positivity isn't your thing, try cultivating defiance.

You need to establish dominance. Next time they try to mock you go HAHA YEAH I MOTORBOAT PUSSY EVEN FASTER LADIES IF YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION THERE'S A QUEUE EVERY FRIDAY 5PM AT MY CUBICLE BUT SHOW UP EARLY I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR THREE HOURS TOPS

I fucking love company events, if there's free food you can bet I'm there and I'll eat for five even if it wrecks me. I mingle with every group there and then I return to making up excuses to not go to the office for months, ideally until the next event.

>>18599678
I make my walk out as obnoxious as possible, shuffling past other shoppers in line and shoving some. I went to your store, and you did not have what I needed. Therefore you have failed in your duty to provide me with what I required, and the blame lies on YOU, not me.

Just eat chips with some chopsticks.

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>>10655872
I used to work at this KY BBQ place and we only used claws for shredding meat even though we had knifes and forks. It's just more natural and fun