/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20569257
to forget

>>20560617
I've made 4 actual cooking threads in the last week and all of them have died cold and alone with paltry at best participation. People like to discuss fass food chicken and how some peoples do or do not season they food, but very few want to share in the actual experience of cooking

>>20509677
not in Australia

I wish McDonald's would offer all-you-can-eat shrimp

I had a beard when I was 10

>a person who pretends to have a romantic or sexual relationship with someone else in order to conceal the other's true sexual orientation: the closeted male and his female “beard”.

>>20379288
no and now I feel bad about this

>tfw no grandparents
>no parents
>didn't even cook an easter dish this year

>>20281781
grinders are meant to bring us together anon, not tear us apart

>>20251128
in my experience the heat of the posta doesn't cook the egg

>>20228056
>tfw my parents used to force me to drink milk until I was throwing up. every single night of my childhood. i wasn't allowed to leave the table until it was gone.

after about 9 years of this I was at the doctor and my dad started bitching about my behavior and the doc suggested I might be lactose intolerant. When we left he scoffed and told my mother I couldn't be because I have no trouble "stuffing my face" with cheese. They never had me tested for lactose intolerance and the milk nightmare continued.

I can't go near the fucking shit unless it's a couple tablespoons going into a recipe or something.

>>20170628
>>20170705
>>20170724
>tfw don't have olives, cream cheese, or ritz crakas
>already put in my grocery order for tomorrow
>its too late to change it

>>20158439
I need to stop drinking so much so I have the time and wherewithal to make cookalongs on the weekend. I used to do them fairly often and now I'm just a sad sack all day instead

>>20144522
I feel weird eating next to the strangers in my own home

>>20117854
that's the worst one of the three

>>20091570
>>20096419
My grandma was Polish but because of reasons we didn't get many recipes off her, mostly because she slowly went crazy for many years and it resulted in her destroying lots of things, including her recipe cards, when she'd have episodes and also just losing her senses and not knowing how to cook anymore. My mother never picked up much from her, but my grandpa was Italian and we have a box of his recipes.

Feels bad I know nothing of blueberry pierogi

>>20082157
It's back ordered at least a month. I've had to cancel and regroup. I will purchase another model once I confirm the exact measurements of the nook I plan to store it in and confirm a larger model will fit.

Annoying as I was hoping to get it this week but slow and steady wins the race.

>>20075178
In my experience the more I sucka sucka the more I need to sucka even more

>>20070613
that didn't solve my lactose intolerance for the first 10 years of life

>>20060089
My ex left me for BBY

>>20050808
I really need to but I don't think I have the panache nor the chutzpah.

I used to be very handsome but the last time I had some photos of me taken I just had a fat red face. I have a photo shoot coming up in about 3-4 weeks and I know how much healthier I look after not hitting the sauce for even a week or two.

I really don't want to look like someone who's given up.

>>20049816
I wish you really did make that yourself OP, but you and me both know that's not altogether true.

>>20008425
Thanks anon. I know, I know

>>19952904
From the thumbniall (didn't see filename) I thought maybe that was a leftover turkey gravy sandwich with bacon and cranbree sauce.

But no it's a fucking waste of every ingredient involved

>>19945024
Man I fucking miss Polar. I would have some shipped but shipping liquids is massively expensive and they'd probably burst before I got them anyway. Fuck.