/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12996924
>Here in Europe we select differently

>>12331600
>Can't even fry and egg
Never gonna make it

>>12317606
>His taco bell doesn't have bedrooms.

>>10549623
>Kale is so shit that even machines refuse to eat it.

>>10476138
>He doesn't know everything about trains yet.

>>10438363
He probably thinks he sees why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

>>10354924
>He thinks all grocery stores are unionized.

>>10268244
>I don't actually know what the fuck I'm talking about lol, I just like to type all kinds of constantly gay bullshit

>>10141034
>He actually tried to run.
Holy fucking shit, you probably didn't even carry a ball of string with you so you could find your way out of the maze!

>>10061697

>>8920119
I have legit spent ten minutes "looking" for that one plate some old crow wanted.
By walking around in the stockroom munching on a cookie.
Sometimes I will be joined by two more workers and we just dick around for the same customer.

>Get canned for some bullshit reason.
>Ask for my vacation compensation.
>The manager hesitates when he sees how many hours I have.
>Well over 200 hrs.
>Takes them two months to print out my check and give it to me.
>Over 10k.
>Later find out they replaced one of the managers.

>>8714611
>He doesn't drive a half hour to the chicken farm to get the 12 dozen eggs he ordered.

>>8425266
>He doesn't know the special code words needed to order his food with a personal Louisiana style hot sauce bottle.

>>8341833
>He actually drinks water.
Do you enjoy fluoride toothpaste too?